(Timmy)

On Hallowe'en

Out through the night

You should be filled

With fear and fright

But I don't see

Much here tonight

'Cause everything is so

FAKE!



(Timmy)

I want something real and real scary

Not cardboard, or sqeaky, or clean!

I want something that's big, green and hairy!

(Cosmo)

Like a frog on a fur trampoline?

(Timmy)

NO!



(Timmy)

It's time to get down to bussiness

And spook up this boring scene

I wish things were real, and real scary

Tonight on Hallowe'en!



(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)

Real and scary!

(Timmy)

Like a vampire's fangs in the night

(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)

Real and scary!

(Timmy)

Like a witch on her broom taking flight!

(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)

Real and Scary!

(Timmy)

Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine

(Cosmo, Wanda and monsters)

Real and Scary!

(Cosmo)

Like a zit-covered, hormone-crazed teen?

(Teen)

Hi!



(Timmy)

So that's what I want

Real and Scary

So when I trick-or-treat, they can see

That I am a force to be dealt with

And they'd better give their candy to me!



(Timmy)

I wish we were all real and scary!

I wish this were one freaky scene!

I wish the whole world were real scary!

Tonight on Hallowe'en!