There's a girl next door with a leather coat

And she looks pretty good to me

My friends all say that you better watch out

There's a side of her you haven't seen

Still I took a ride / it was late at night

We were cruising along on her motorbike

Everything was right / til Crazy Mary went down

So let me tell you about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round

Let me tell you about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round and round

Round and round

Called my doctor and I tried to explain

Cuz it didn't make sense to me

Seven different sides and I've seen them all

One for everyday of the week

She gave me a scare / she was combing her hair

A long conversation there was nobody there

Does anybody know / what Mary's talking about

So let me tell you about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round

Let me tell you about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round

So let me tell you about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round and round

Round and round

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round

Funny thing about Mary

[Mary] Crazy Mary Goes Round and round

Round and round

Round and round

Upside down