You know I don't like dancin'

An' I don't like to bop

Too much movement's exertion

Makes me wish I could drop

Dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' dro' drop


An' I don't like french kissin'

Cos you swallow my tongue

And you think that you're oh so very old

You only want me 'cos you think I'm so young

Yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' yo' young


All right

Ok

No way


An' I wish I was sixteen again

Then things would be such fun

All the things I'd do would be the same

But they're much more fun

Than when you're twenty wo' wo' wo' wo' wo' one


All right

Ok

No way


An' I hate modern music

Disco boogie pop

They go on an' on an' on an' on an' on

How I wish they would stop