back street boys 

boys to men 

i never want to hear that crap again 

there's nothing good on the radio 

nothing! 

matchbox 20 - once was plenty 

alternajunk 

giving me a headache 

there's nothing good on the radio 

nothing! 

no bands that rock get played today 

mr. radio programmer 

playing it safe 

you spin you're dial looking for the clash 

and all you hear is worthless trash 

there's nothing good on the radio 

nothing! 

puff daddy sucks, that's for sure 

almost as bad as tupoc shakur 

from jewel to mariah carey 

it's all so horrible 

all so scary 

everything on the dial sounds so lame 

everything on the dial sounds the same!