Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: I'm a beautiful guy 

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I'm a beautiful guy 

And you have just walked by 

And I have gave you the eye 

But you pretend to be shy 

But I'm a beautiful guy 

(You know what I mean? You know what I mean?) 

So I want you to know why, why, why 

You make me cry, cry, cry 

'Cause you wanna try, try, try 

Some stupid game on me 

They're drinking lighter 

They're full of water 

I hear them say: 

"Let's jog..." 

They're playing tennis 

They're butts are tighter 

What could be whiter? 

Hey? 

Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal 

The girl is responding to your little deal 

She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain 

But beauty, of course, can feel no pain