Well papa always told me that I'd be something in life

Somebody famous someone who would make changes like

A superstar actor or maybe a musician

A diplomat a scholar or maybe a politician then

Hmmm, a politician then

I could go to college get knowledge and make connections 

Volunteer with the city and sit in on senate sessions and

Watch how they do what they do when they do it

So I could do what they do and pursue it

For the fame and popularity

For the money the perks the privileges and not for giving charity

Maybe even initiate into the secret social collective

So I could be respected

And dangle the string for the puppets to dance when I say

Talk when I say, walk when I say

Let they children cry while my little one's play

Let my parents live nice while theirs wither away

Let them work through the night while I relax all day

Uh huh, that's the way that I envision it to be

A politician it would be so infinitely lovely

Can no one get above me when I finally have the power

I could change they brain patterns with malathion showers

And transmitting low wave frequency emissions 

Damn I can't wait for the day that I could be a politician

Damn I can't wait for the day that I could be a politician

Damn I can't wait for the day that I could be a politician


P-O- they abusing the poor

L-I- and they using they lies

T-I-C- and it's ticking me off

I-A-N- I and I against them


Okay first of all there's too many poor people

Too many people sleeping on the streets, 

We need to do something ‘bout this

All of the ones with dark skin, kill them all first

But make it discrete, put something in the free food they eat

And the projects, we need to renovate those locations

Find some corporations see if they can make some donations

To sponsor eradication of the lower class citizen

If they don't go on they own we'll have to end up killing them

But even better let's just make them dumber than shit

So they can take the jobs that no one else is dumb enough to get

Because they obviously worthless to us look at how they live

They don't contribute to society they got nothing to give

I mean look at the kids from the suburbs

They nice and respectful and have good families

And they earn good salaries

But these hood rats, they ain't no good matter of fact 

Well, matter of fact let's just kill'em 

Ship the guns into the middle of the ghetto 

Along with some crack and when finally the dust settle

We'll have gotten rid of the worst and rest will have to listen

That's the mission,  I can't wait to be a politician


Don't worry about a damn thing

Just let me pull on this damn string and make it all good

Yeah right, all good for me and mines though

Forget about the people yeah it's better if they blind

So they can't get in my business of passing these weak bills

And getting my cheap thrills on society's ills

Because for reals, I ain't even the real problem

The problem is minority kids and all the violence

The problem is the government haters that be defying us

The problem is the citizenry is always denying us

So what'd you expect from a redneck politician

Other than to go for self and follow a solo mission

‘Cause don't nobody give a damn anyway,  anyhow

Anywhere, any who, any when, any now

Low brow tactics to split the classes apart

So the poor peoples asses is assed out from the start

Now don't tell me that we politicians don't have a heart

I just gave up a thousand dollars to make beautiful parks

In my neighborhood, I'm telling you I'm doing my part

Forget the hood though it's better if they stay in the dark

‘Cause don't nobody wanna see the dirty streets and dirty people

Now ask me again if all men were created equal

Nobody wants to see the dirty streets and people

Now ask me again now ask me again