hey kids!

what's red and round

rolls around on the ground while giggling?

but then turns real sad all of a sudden

for no apparent reason?!


emo elmo

bumped his elbow

poor emo elmo!

i'll be your friend!


i said hey i remember you on sesame street

you were red and cute and moving to the beat!

shaking your booty all night long!

till mr rogers came on

but then one day i saw you down

i said, hey elmo why the frown!?

he said, i just really wanna be loved

and i love said, oh silly elmo, being emo... i wuv youu


the next day he called me up asked a favor

he said "please can you tell my neighbor

big bird, to stop being mean to me

it's making me, suicidal-e"

i said, sure i'll tell the dick

to get up his fat ass and stop talking shit

and emo elmo...he said i wuv you with all my widdle heart hehehe

and i was like awwwwwwwwwww


i just wanna be loved!