Yakko: Hey, look at this store!

Wakko: There's movies galore!

Dot  : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before

YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work anymore!



Yakko: "The Player" is a movie

About finding fresh new scripts

Like "Rambo 3"...

And "Rocky 5"...

And "Star Trek" Number 6.

Dot  : Eva joined with Zsa Zsa

And they formed a "Sister Act"

But both were "Unforgiven"

Because neither one could act.



Wakko: "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle"

Once belonged to "Hook", you see

But it got bored and so it joined

"The Addams Family".

Yakko: "Amadeus" was a genius

"Beethoven" was a dog

The "Muppet Family Christmas"

Is about a pig and frog.



Dot  : There was a sled named Rosebud

And a "Citizen" named "Kane"

He rode it 'til the snow was melted

Now he's "Singin' In The Rain".

Wakko: The "Princess Bride" got married

To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"

Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King",

The "Father Of The Bride".

YW+D : And pretty soon you'll find them all

Inside the "TV Guide"

Along with all the stars you like to see!



Dot  : Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone

Yakko: Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone.

Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy

Dot  : Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese.

Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia

Wakko: Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia.

Dot  : Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford

Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford.

YW+D : Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe...

And that's all the people we know!



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Cast : We're glad the dinosaur is gone

He was an easy mark

But if we ever miss him

We can rent "Jurassic Park".

So when it comes to clunkers

Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"

YW+D : Don't pay $7.50

Just catch 'em on home video.

As for us it's bye-bye time

So long now, toodle-oo.

We've had quite enough of this

Cast : Video revue!