Of terminal disease
 You won't know the difference
 Now it's time for surgery
 Another shot, another pill
 Two weeks therapy
 I take all major credit cards
 Your money is what I need

 I'm a healer
 I will keep you all alive
 I'm a healer

 A villain at your bedside
 Take this and you'll be fine
 Severely educated
 Just pay your bill on time
 I think it's time for another test
 I need more of your blood
 Sign this affidavit
 So my insurance won't go up

 I'm a healer
 I will keep you all alive
 I'm a healer

 Research and development
 Spend millions every year
 You sickly and decrepit ones
 Keep my yacht safe on the pier

 You're dying on a stretcher
 We'll try to save your life
 If you can't afford my service
 I will let you die
 I'm trusted and respected
 Says my diploma on the wall
 Before I will do anything
 I'll give your bank a call

 I'm a healer
 I will keep you all alive
 I'm a healer