Someone spiked your drink, you were feeling sick before.

That curry we had earlier, I think that meat was raw. 



Where were you last night ?, I thought you meant today. 

You waited there for an hour and a half, I wasn't born yesterday. 



Don't give me your excuses. 



It was my long lost cousin, I was just saying goodbye. 

Your phones been out of order, honestly, I really tried ! 



I caught it off a toilet seat, I mean I think its hereditary. 

Well if you think I believe that shit, you've got a small opinion of me.