(Maitland)



Here's a tale of warning

For you children being born

About a sweet young Christian girl

Who donned a crown of thorns



Seems her Christian parents

Never wanted her around

Sent her to a convent school

And a guilt trip hand-me-dwn



There was never need for this

Until someone showed her how

Jesus Christ could burn your soul

Look at her now



She got hitched up to 

The first young Christian man she met

Had a child in late July

The guilt trip goes on yet



There was never need for this

Until someone showed her how

Jesus Christ could burn your soul

Look at her now



So to all of you who are told

That God may strike you blind

Leave your churches one and all

And leave your guilt trips behind



Surely God won't mind