I am a little piece of chocolate

expensive and mean

no nutritional values have I

you may have me

once in a while

I will make you smile



You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans 

more than a bargain to me

you take hours to cook

you have serious taste

you make me sob



I am a poison and I am fun

illegal lightweight luxury

you are the law the long hard road

grave inevitable destiny



This is story of the boat family

came over here from the Red China Sea

moved into the sovereign state of Suffern

when they got their picture taken they were laughin'