My friends all say you're nuts and they're probably right

And no I'd never take you to a rock fight

But nothing's gonna turn me off of you...

I'm not as desperate as I probably seem

You really are the girl of some of my dreams

And nothing's gonna turn me off of you...

I need someone here for a change

I need someone who's kinda strange

I need somebody here to annoy

I need someone to talk during

The Munsters so that I can say shut up

And not get punched even though we all know

That the Munsters is a lousy show

It doesn't matter if you're sort of a leech

Or if you haven't bathed in over a week

Because nothing's gonna turn me off of you...