my girl she's on the ill tip

exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit

her brain's like a microchip

now its a day in the life of

a space cadet that a mother calls daughter

and just follow the instructions

and the pieces come alive

when her shit malfunctions

yeah, they said she'll never last but they lied

- chorus -

microchip girl - kick ass at trivia girl

cd-rom curls



now she wants a pc, to stick a modem into me

i'm not the kind of guy who goes online for just any girl

now it's a strange, strange relationship

microchip girls got her head on straight

i should know i put it there

now what do i get her for christmas

she's got it all on hard disk

accessable to the world

just follow the instructions

i just keep her oiled and she's cool

when her shit malfunctions

i just plug her in to refuel

- chorus -

microchip girl - found the end of pi

32 bit curls