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 The bus leaves today to see the last dollar on earth
 Behold the wonder of the modern age
 Displayed resplendent in its gilded cage
 There's not another in the world today,
 And you just can't take it with you
 All night!
 There's a special tonight about the last dollar on earth
 That's right!
 And all the pundits were right about the last dollar on earth
 It's always occupied a special space
 We keep a guard around it just in case
 Many have died to have its fleeting grace,
 But you just can't take it with you
 Get set!
 Only one pint of blood
 to see the last dollar on earth
 No sweat!
 Only one ounce of flesh to touch the last dollar on earth
 When we lose exposure in its permanent enclosure
 Then you can be sure that we'll take it on tour
 So when it comes to call
Though the crowds may be large,
 you can put it on your MasterCharge