We all reached a decision, then 

We all agree 

So rare we're all together 

With a place to be 



And when it seemed decided 

Of where to go 

I thought we all abided 

And then there's Joe 



Ahh, frustration 

Ahh, aggravation 



Big house one Friday night 

Everyone was there 

Mike drink a little too much 

Shaved off his hair 



And when I checked my watch 

'Bout two or so 

I thought we all had fun 

And then there's Joe 



Ahh, frustration 

Ahh, aggravation 



Joe, unbending 

Joe, dogmatic 

Joe, obstinate 

Joe, basis of it all 



Met up with girls last night 

Like a triple date 

Went down to thurston's shoppe 

It was open late 



And the girls went to the bathroom 

All in a row 

Mentioned the fun I was having 

And then there's Joe 



Ahh, frustration 

Ahh, aggravation 



There's one in every group 

Who you just can stand 

Never seems to lighten things up 

With such demand 



Might be a trivial thing 

Someone you know 

We all have our problem friend 

We all have our Joe 



Ahh, frustration 

Ahh, aggravation 



Joe, unbending 

Joe, dogmatic 

Joe, obstinate 

Joe, basis of it all