When it's late it always seems to get the best of me

Palms start sweating my hands start shaking my libido running free

I've been taught since I was a young lad I should repress the urge

But if I don't ditch my pants real soon I think they're gonna burst



Psysical attention

I want nothing less then sex

When I want to see dirty pictures

I'll download them off the net



One on one, or two on one, or seventeen on four

Think it's kinda funny that I made a mess so wipe it off the floor

Going out and picking up chicks in my new bitching car

Placing out a personal ad in search of the bizzare



Coat myself in rubber

Then I plan to take it off

Visit to the doctor

Where I drop my pants and cough



Break it down for me