One day

While at the dollar bill store

I found something that I

Wasn't quite looking for



This was

Something perfect for me

It seems I got myself a pet



A pet that you

A pet you couldn't see

A pet that you

A pet you couldn't see



It followed me

Now I don't have the room for it

But I just had play with it, see

Because it had to play with me



But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see



What should I do

See I don't have a name for it

'Cause I don't know if it's a he

Or if it is a she



But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see



Pet without a sight

With me every night

You're my favorite thing

All the joy you bring



I've got an invisible pet

Don't know exactly what it is

Or if it knows that it's like this



Can't stop my invisible pet

Some people are allergic to

Can't figure out just what to do



This is my invisible pet

Sometimes it seems a little shy

I guess its got its reasons why



Me and my invisible pet

Hope that it never goes away

But you can't see it anyway, no



I know I'm an idiot

But I still think it's kinda funny



Sometimes when it's not being good

It's hard to punish it the way

That I know I should

Because it is such a cutie



But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see

But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see



Down to a T

When I have trouble scolding it

I also have a hard time finding it see

'Cause it can hide so easily



But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see



Pet without a sight

With me every night

You're my favorite thing

All the joy you bring



I've got an invisible pet

Don't know exactly what it is

Or if it knows that it's like this



Can't stop my invisible pet

Some people are allergic to

Can't figure out just what to do



This is my invisible pet

Sometimes it seems a little shy

I guess its got its reasons why



Me and my invisible pet

Hope that it never goes away

But you can't see it anyway, no



I know I'm an idiot

But I still think it's kinda funny



One day

While at the dollar bill store

I found something that I

Wasn't quite looking for



This was

Something perfect for me

It seems I got myself a pet



A pet that you

A pet you couldn't see

A pet that you

A pet you couldn't see



It followed me

Now I don't have the room for it

But I just had play with it, see

Because it had to play with me



But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see

But it's my pet

My pet you couldn't see



Pet without a sight

But that's alright

Because it's with me every night

It doesn't bite



I say

You're my favorite thing

That's why I sing about

All the joy you bring



I've got an invisible pet

Don't know exactly what it is

Or if it knows that it's like this



Can't stop my invisible pet

Some people are allergic to

Can't figure out just what to do



This is my invisible pet

Sometimes it seems a little shy

I guess its got its reasons why



Me and my invisible pet

Hope that it never goes away

But you can't see it anyway, no