Welcome to our show my friends 

You'll find it's rather quiant

We spent years upon the decor 

And the perfect shade of paint



Anyway I'm sure you came for fun 

And well a little bit of laugh 

So get ready to smile big 

And I'm sure that we'll have a blast 



That's right, gang

Let's sing a happy song

With easy words

So the kids at home can sing along

It goe



Sunshine is real good

When it shines on me

All day long we smile 

'Cause we are so happy

You try



Sunshine is real good

When it shines on me

All day long we smile

'Cause we are so happy



Welcome to Uncle Puttleman's 

Today I'm sure we'll have a real good time 



Welcome kids 

This is Uncle Puttleman 

A happy jolly friend of yours and mine



Singing all his silly songs

To tunes that kids all know

It all adds to the wonder

And the magic of his show



Jovial all the time

We know how to make you smile

Others go the distance

But I go the extra mile



Sunshine is my life 

And I do the best I can 

Count on me for good times 

I'm your Uncle Puttleman 



Okay kids 

Now for Uncle Puttleman 

The joy of this

Can never start too soon 



I know what 

You want from Uncle Puttleman 

We can watch ultra violent cartoons 



Remember kids to watch 

'Cause the rating share is down 

I might go off the air 

And it causes me to frown 



I guess everybody wants to watch

Some damn dinosaur instead of me

I mean, what the hell

I'm Uncle Puttleman and you suck

I've got bills to pay

So you can just shove it up your ass



Uh, uh yeah

I was just kidding

Remember not to say

any of those words

in front of your mommies

Okay, kids

Yeah, all right

Great



All right

Do this for Uncle Puttleman

When you go out

Shopping at the malls



Say you want 

All the Uncle Puttleman 

T-shirts, books and toys and happy dolls 



Sing another song in another happy way 

Then when we're all done

We'll have a real great day 



Goodbye kids 

That's all for Uncle Puttleman 

The time has come

For our great time to end



See you soon

From your Uncle Puttleman

Tune in tomorrow

And we'll be good friends