The Guess Who
 Written by Burton Cummings

 Glamour boy
 Get your costume on, you got 'em lined up, waitin' for you
 Glamour boy
 You got 'em standin' in the aisles so don't hang 'em up

 For twenty-five thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight
 For twenty-five thousand dollars I think it'll work out right
 I think it'll work out, uh-hah
 I think it'll work out, oh, you never know how to write it
 Think it'll work out

 Glamour boy
 You been tops for a while with a million-dollar smile
 Glamour boy
 You got rave reviews and you're front-page news

 For thirty-seven thousand dollars you can look like your sister tonight
 For thirty-seven thousand dollars I think it'll work out right
 I think it'll work out, uh-hah
 I think it'll work out, oh, you never know how you'll write it
 Think it'll work out

 So spin with the archer now
 And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow
 Steal from his mistress
 As she's makin' love to your family
 And be aware that there's not many there
 Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more
 C'mon, take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 Don't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight

 {spoken}
 Ladies and gentlemen, a warm ???? welcome, if you will, for the most
 phenominal group of the century... Ricky and The Balloons!!

 Glamour boy
 You really had your fill and it's all downhill
 Glamour boy
 You got tales to tell when you see your old friends

 For forty-nine thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight
 For forty-nine thousand dollars I think it'll work out right
 I think it'll work out, uh-hah
 I think it'll work out, oh, you never know how you'll write it
 Think it'll work out

 So spin with the archer now
 And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow
 Steal from his mistress
 As she's makin' love to your family
 And be aware that there's not many there
 Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more
 Don't you wanna take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more
 Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 You can't fool 'em
 Take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 They're gettin' smarter
 Take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 C'mon and take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
 Mmm, take time to sing and play an honest song for the people tonight
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