Plug me in

Don't count me in

Its true not everybody wins

Left in the cold

I'm feeling old

Lowest bidder I am sold

All roads lead to caring only for yourself

So I am told

Is this the day I subscribe to the magazine a hundred K?

Whooooooo

Seems everybody's doing it

And aren't we having fun

It's the new craze

It's all the rage

It's not a yo-yo or a maze

It's the new thing that's grabbed

the imagination of everyone

Whooooooo

Seems everybody's doing it

And this is how it goes

Buy stuff and sex and drugs and cruelty to animals