I don't care a lot about stuff and things,

really preservation isn't easy,

just sit by another slides

right past unnoticed yeah

There were no dudes nothing was rad

No one thought I was whack and totally meant

the sum total of everything you added up

There was no crack there were no ludes

"something was like" doesn't make sense

Only knew that bloody bling bling was the sound

The bell made ending school

Don't need to tell you what to do

Can leave it down to you

Make your decisions free

Of this insidious tyranny

It's not just word of mouth

We're living in the south

Its subtle but its real

Just leave the subway a station

You're on holiday, not vacation

Out of the hot tub and into the spa bath

Get off the sidewalk and on the fucken foot path

I don't know why Americanized culture

Shit me a lot

Coz I've been there and it wasn't so bad

People are nice, Cities don't change

Can't see the forest for the free trade bullshit

Don't worry though, coz the boss is around

Making sure as hell

That we all get fucked equally

Don't wanna see a phrase disappear forever gone

It wont be long

Like I'm so hungry I could eat

The bum out of a low flying duck

Can you fit a shot of scotch

Into this glass of Xmas cheer

And when the answer is yes, tell him

Fill it up with beer

Don't need to tell you what to do

Leave it down to you

Make your decisions free

Get out of my butt and into my arse