MAURICE



First prize is nearly mine 

It's quite my best invention 

So simple, yet complex; 

So massive, yet so small  

This triumph of design 

Will be my old-age pension 

That is, provided I can find the fair at all  

I must have missed a sign...

I should have paid attention...

Drat! (Wolf howls)

That's not a nightingale, and not a mating call. 

Wolves!