I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me
Son, you'll be hard workin' man
And momma she once told me
Son, you do the best you can
Then one day I met a man
He came to me and said
Hard work good and hard work fine
but first take care of head