P: Good morning Mr. Bozack  time to wake up the nuts
 (For what) to hit the shower  so I can wash the butt
 E: Damn (Last night was crazy) word life  I had a blast
 P: It was ass for days  nuts had a full tank of gas
 E: Golly  G  word P  tits and VD
 P: Pussy kicking louder than my Alpine Benzi  box
 E: Yes  I fresh  sweet like gumdrops
 Pay me like Oprah and no one to cockblock
 P: Slow down big fella (why) I think you're gassing me
 E: P, get off my big dick, chill, stop harrassing me
 P: Your dick, you mean my dick and don't forget
 Now let me scrub that head because it smells like fish
 B: Mr. Bozack (repeat 2X)
 E: That's your fault, black (explain) no jim hat
 You got in some fly shit and stuck me in bear back
 Smarty, what happened over there at the party
 Was it Vodka and smeared on a bit of Bacardi
 P: No dick (don't call me that) sorry Mr. Bozack
 But you didn't help, talking bout (where the hoes at)
 E: I was hard (how hard) hard enuff to buck
 (Shit, you didn't rush the pussy) see, I stuffed her like a duck
 P: Mr. Bozack (what) you went out like a sucker
 E: Not me, G, P, cuz you the one who bucked her
 P: Hachoo (God bless you) damn, here's a tissue
 E: Yo, P I'm feeling sick
 P: Relax, what can I get you, Tetracycline
 E: No a penicillin cap, it burns
 P: Yo, chill Mr. Bozack
 E: No, I can't believe that (cool Jack) screw that
 All you had to do was wear a jim hat
 P: I reached for one, but didn't quite make it
 She grabbed on your head piece, I couldn't quite take it
 Now lounge Mr. Bozack, stop cryin like a wuss
 Now bone up the nuts, g, cuz yo, there's more puss
 E: Look, P, the B-O-Z is like Audi
 P: Audi like who
 E: Motherfuckin Kurt Gowdy
 It's the jim... owwww, it burns
 Don't worry, G, I'll have ya hooked up on Friday
 We'll go get the shot real quick
 Everything will be copestetic
 Oh what the hell all, got to stab this hoe cake right