Ladies and gentlemen

Children of all ages

It's me, Jeru the Damaja

And I'm here to present to you today

The bullshit

Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit

The absolute bullshit

This is the, bullshit of bullshit

This bullshit is so bullshit, I NEVER wanna hear this bullshit

on the radio

Or in my children's ears, cause it's bullshit

You know?  So, as we talk about the bullshit

and what bullshit is

I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now

You know, the bullshit goes like this

 

Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice

Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar

Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes

One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise

Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up

I'm cookin up I used to spend the nights in spots run up

buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up

And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up

And the loot is in big bags and all stored up

And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up

But, I'll keep bubblin, got em on the corners

like court jesters jugglin, avoid the late night mugging

Because stick up kids be bugging

I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island

Smilin, sun shinin all off my diamonds

Sippin on martinis bad hookers in bikinis

A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti

Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis

I got a lot so if it gets too hot

Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht

Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box

Oh no, I think I hear gunshots...

rat-atat-atat-tat

 

Huh huh ahh, huh, whew!

Damn, shit was just a dream, whew

Whoa damn

That's a scary motherfucking dream, that was bullshit!

I'd never say no bullshit like that, whoa!

Glad I don't live none of that bullshit

That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh...