She`ll have another piece of pie 
She`ll have a double reuben rye 
She kicks hard at eating well 
That`s why I love her 
She`s got a couple of pony kegs 
Her arms are bigger than my legs 
And when she holds me I can`t breathe 
That`s why I love her 
I`m her butter she` my bread 
She`s like a mobile waterbed 
And hwen I got on top of her 
I can`t touch the mattress 
And when her flesh begins to sag 
She`s like a human sleeping bag 
I feel so cozy safe and warm 
She`s my insulation 
I always know where she sat 
And when she`s on me I get flat 
Some broken ribs a punctured gut 
That`s why I love her 
She`s my phillie I`m her stud 
Her bean is bigger than my pud 
It`s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale 
That`s why I love her