* cover version of the LL Cool J song from "Walking With a Panther"
 [Puff Daddy]
 Uh huh  uh  yeah
 What you say? C'mon  yeah
 Uh huh... uh
 Now here's a little story  about a girl  with a Big Ole Butt
 A huh  yeah  I like Big Ole Butts  you dig?

 I was at the Tunnel  sippin on champagne
 Takin a break  with this honey on my brain
 Admirin the girls with the diamond earrings
 Benjamins blastin, doin my thing
 That's when I seen her, her name was Keisha
 Ass-wide figure, just had to meet her
 I said, "How you doin? My name is Puff
 Don't ask me how I'm livin, cause boo I'm livin plush
 But then again, I'm livin kind of sneaky
 Cause my girl don't know that I'm out actin freaky"
 Hit her with the tch-tch-tch, got the digits
 Called her on the StarTap, paid her a visit
 I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her
 Laughin not thinkin bout G's, I just blew in her
 Playin like a King, on sheets of satin
 Me and Shorty smack in, her crib in Manhattan
 She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies
 And on top of all that, I think her sister wanted to do me
 But Keisha was exotic, and Cease my witness
 She said, "Daddy, when you comin back to hit this?"
 When I went home, I kissed my girl on the neck
 On my mind was Keisha and how she stayed wet
 Sat my girl on the couch, I couldn't hold it in
 And said to her, with a devilish grin...

 Keisha's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
 You know I told you I'd be true (I told you)
 But Keisha's got a big ole butt (that's right)
 So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
 Keisha's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
 I know I told you I'd be true (I lied baby)
 But Keisha's got a big ole butt (c'mon)
 So I'm leavin you (yeah, that's right)

 I went past to Rutgers, about three o'clock
 I tried to get a cutie, to ride my jock
 Me and Ma$e, Suburban blastin
 Cold Dom P, smilin, laughin
 Freaks all over, the kind I adore
 I felt like a kid in a candy store
 That's when I seen her, her name was Kim
 She had the kind of booty that I'd like to get in
 I said to Ma$e, "Stop the jeep"
 She's only seventeen, but yo she's a freak
 I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
 I scooped this beauty, like a big game hunter
 I said to the girl, "Boo, you look tired
 Let's go to my crib, and bone by the fire"
 I put her big booty on the zebraskin rug
 She gave my balls a kiss, I gave her breasts a hug
 I said to this girl, "I don't love them hoes!
 You want to get freaky, let me suck on your toes"
 I licked and sucked, she asked me to sing
 I grabbed a pack of condoms, I pulled out my thing
 When I was through, she wiped the sweat from my chest
 When to the kitchen, and fried some chicken breast
 Keisha busted in, my house while I was eatin
 You know what I said?
 Too bad you caught me cheatin, but...

 Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
 I know I told you I'd be true (I know I told you)
 But Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
 So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)
 Kim's got a big ole butt (yeah, yeah)
 I know I told you I'd be true (I know what I said, but I lied)
 But Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)
 So I'm leavin you (that's right)

 [Lil' Cease]
 Yo, I went to Justin's for some shrimp and steak
 Around the time that this waitress was on her break
 I pulled into the parkin lot and parked my truck
 Niggaz playa hate but I ain't give a fuck
 I paid it no attention, and walked inside
 D-Rock had the nine and he was chillin in the ride
 I walked in the place, everybody was lookin
 And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin
 I sat down to eat, and ordered my food
 I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude
 But I'll take you on a platter"
 She said, "You got a girl," Ceasar said, "It don't matter
 You look like you're tasty as pipin hot pizza
 What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
 I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
 But when you get off work, then goin to snack"
 She looked at me and said, "You need to stop!
 Cease where you goin?" "The Marriott"
 She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
 I pulled out a Benjamin, she looked at me
 When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
 Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
 I laid her on the table, and placed my order
 And pulled out my dick, and bust all on her
 On and on to the break of dawn
 All over the restaurant, word is bond
 Shorty said she comin, I checked my Roley
 She suckin on my nuts, and she don't even know me
 I grabbed my pants, just left my main hoe
 Who did I see, ohh yo... it was Kim
 She work at Justin's but I kept on bustin

 Lisa got a big ole butt, uhh
 You know I told you I'd be true
 But Lisa got a big ole butt, uhh
 So I'm leavin you, what, uhh
 Lisa got a big ole butt
 I know I told you I'd be true (I'd be true)
 But Lisa got a big ole butt (a big ole butt)
 So I'm leavin you
 See ya