From Main to Maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter
He's the one the humble one the Barkley County prodigal son
Here to serve only you Professor Nutbutter
At old Nutbutter's House of Treats from jellied jams to sacks of sweets
There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all
Chemist, Master of Entomology the Professor for a modest fee
Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter
    It's alright, don't fear the worm
C'mon kiddies don't be shy be youthful til the day you die
The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter
He's the one the only one the Meeklyville prodigal son
Here to help us with ourselves Professor Nutbutter
    It's alright to fear the worm