I saw a lady and she was naked

I saw a lady she had no clothes on

Seen her in the corridor

Lying on her back on the floor

Why she want to pick on me? 

She was -- naked



I saw a lady and she was naked

I saw a lady she had no clothes on

I had a good look through the crack

Footmarks up her back

How did they get there? 

She was naked -- naked



I saw a lady and she was naked

I saw a lady she had no clothes on

Now she's looking at me

What's that rope I see? 

I don't like the look of those boots

She was naked -- naked



I don't wanna seem crude but she was nude

Nude -- nude -- nude --nude