It's me versus you alone

It's me versus you alone

It's me versus you alone

It's me versus you alone

It's me versus you alone


We'll tag team, double up

Hit you in the sweet spot

And make you wish you'd coughed up


The gloves are off

The gloves are off

It's me, [Incomprehensible] messing round

Taking us a man down


While you've got us on the ropes

We've planned to play the mess around

He's technically trained

You've got him buckled up and he will misbehave


You weigh bigger than a train

But I've got the power and the glory

In my [Incomprehensible] brains


The gloves are off

The gloves are off

So why'd you go and have to fight dirty?

Don't fight dirty, don't hit me with the chair


The gloves are off

So why'd you go and have to fight dirty?

Don't fight dirty, don't bite me in the face

The gloves are off


Now what you gonna do when I come for you

With all that I've got?

I've got a roll of coins, I'm aiming for your loins

And I will never stop


I learned all I know from watching the wrestling

I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in


Here comes Floor Jack

Watch your back, watch your back

He'll charm you with a double-axe

And then he brings the tie attacks

He's not dressed for a cage

He's robed in garments strictly for another age


Here we come, drop kick

Half nelson, full nelson

Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson


Body slam, suplex, headlock, summer-slam, elbow drop

Jelly-flop, cage match, grudge match, snamsno, snamsniey

Alfieley, alscgoboi, nelsonmas allday, skeluas


It's me versus me, versus me, versus me

Versus me, versus me, versus me, versus me, versus me

I learned all I know from watching the wrestling

I think you think I'm about to throw the towel in

Everyone knows Monday night means wrestling