“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.”



Her name was Leia

She was a princess

With a danish on each ear

And Darth Vader drawing near

So R2-D2

Found Ben Kenobi

“Obi-Wan”

He'd have to put the Death Star plans

Into the rebellion's hands

So Luke and Obi-Wan

Had to get to Alderaan

So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han



At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a

Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

Music and blasters

And old Jedi masters

At the Star Wars....



“Unah tutah, Solo?”



His name was Solo

“Han Solo”

He was a pilot

With a blaster at his side

And a smile 12 parsecs wide

There with Chewbacca

He was a Wookie

They met with Luke and Obi-Wan

About the Millenium Falcon

Docking bay ninety-four

Stormtroopers at the door

With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor



At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a

Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

Music and blasters

And old Jedi masters

At the Star Wars....



“Mos Eisley spaceport... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”



His name was Yoda

He was a Muppet

Darth Vader was so bad

And by the way, he's Luke's dad

Luke kissed his sister

His hand got cut-off

In that galaxy far, far away

Luke has had a lousy day

Boba Fett was so mean

Jabba had bad hygiene

Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?



At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a

Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina

Music and blasters

And old Jedi masters

At the Star Wars....



“The Force will be with you...always.”