She might never get to heaven

She might never get to hell

But wherever she is going I'll be going there as well



La la la la la la la lies

Catriona tells lies



I saw her up the town last night

She said you got into a fight

She said you weren't feeling well

And you went home with someone else



La la la la la la la lies

Catriona tells lies



You can believe her at your peril

She is not an honest girl

She told me once behind a tree

That she would never two-time me

But there's something in these eyes

Even through she tells me lies



La la la la la la la lies

Catriona tells lies



I would follow her to kingdom come

I would follow her to Timbuktu

I would follow her to kingdom come

Oh yeah wouldn't you ?

Liar liar pants are on fire

Liar liar pants are on fire

Liar liar pants are on fire

Your tongue is as long as a telephone wire



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