MC Lars

MC Lars - Internet Relationships lyrics

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internet relationships are not real you'll heart people steal but identites conseal..

so heres a tale of warning for girls and boys..

Laptop Computers can be dangerous toys..





Darl: In the chat room i inspect whos here tonight ASL check!

Carol: im a 20/f from the UK send me an IM and ill make ya day!

Darl: im 22 and my name is darl!

Carol: nice to meet you darl my name is carol!

Darl: what do you like Carol?

Carol: i like to go to shows i collect comic books and vintage clothes what do you like?

Darl: i like to skate i play rock guitar but im not that great.. i live in San Fransisco and hang out on the Heyte!

Carol: do you like the golden gate??

Darl: i did when i was eight!

Carol: maybee i should come and visit!

Darl: really u should wait! see im really 47 i have kids and a wife i weigh 300 pounds and i hate my life!

Carol: ARE YOU SERIOUS!

Darl: Yes!

Carol: well ive got a secret to! im not 20 im really 32... i only have 1 leg and i like to sniff glue...

Darl: YOU LIED TO ME CAROL!

Carol: well you lied to me too!





its not normal to have a internet girlfriend... online relationships are just PRETEND! un-plug your heart upgrade your system..

Get get off the internet!



Bob went on myspace for hours a day... talking to girls from Moscow to LA but people can suprise you from behind the screen listen to this verse and you'll see what i mean..



Suzie: Hi im suzie i like your profile i checked out your pics and i like your style!

Bob: sounds good suzie ill be your friend we can write eachother AGEN AND AGEN!

Suzie: Comment on my pics and post on my page join my groups and GUESS MY AGE!

Bob: you must be 18 how could u not you cant be in High school your JUST TO HOT!

Suzie: let me send you pics for your personal collection i hope they inspire you and give you a smile!



Suzie sent (&(7 pics that were borderline obsine cops showed up at his door she wos only 16...



[Corus]



if you dont belive us heres a final story about a guy name Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie behind the moniter truth is in from your eyes marcus didn't know it but he was in for a suprise!



Marcus: weve been dating for a while but lets cut to the chase i dont kno wot u look lyk and i wnna see your face

Lorie: But what does it matter you kno who i am inside!

Marcus: but if your not a woman then this whole time you lied!

Lorie: you got me there but im not really a female but a guy hu pretends to be a girl for email!



SO THIS IS WHY ITS BAD TO MEET WOMEN ONLINE BEING BEHIND THE SCREEN IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!!



Cheeeck!



Online Relationships



Internet Girlll ..



Online Relationships..





FRESH!







Its not normal to have a internet girlfriend [ITS NOT NORMAL]

Online relationships are just pretend 



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