(chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long

Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun

Vacation without sun

Cop without a gun

That’s what she told me 

So I guess there’ll be no you

She sees right through me

I’m told my shallowness runs deep

You work the drive thru

Don’t need a guy like you

Cuz not just anyone will do

(chorus)

You ain’t no heartthrob

You’d better hold on to your job

She said I’ve seen your band

You guys ain’t got a chance

But now I’m begging you to sing

(chorus)

That’s what she told me so I guess there’ll be no you