She pops into the bathroom just after a shower
And she plays with my make up and creams
Keeps trying to look like me

And goes through the motions posing this way and that
Holding it in and if it makes you feel better
Then knock yourself out

Say 'hi there' to my bad body double
This is my bad body double trouble
Oh no, bad body double
I've got bad body double trouble

She's trouble, she's trouble
She's trouble, alright, yeah, yeah

Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her
At a bar or the gym for five minutes
It feels so good to be back on my own self again
Can get quite confusing

We look very similar except she's got some grays
And a little extra weight on the sides and dimply thighs
I hear that stuffs a bitch to get rid of
No, no, not now

We're having quite an intimate personal moment (not now)
Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (not now)
As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me

Can't we just be left alone? I guess that's a no then
Seeing as you're still here
Seeing as you're still here, here

It's not me, no, it's my bad body double
I've got bad body double trouble
Oh no, my bad body double
I've got bad body double trouble

Bad body double
I've got bad body double trouble
Oh dear, my bad body double
I've got bad body double trouble

She's trouble, she's trouble
She's trouble, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's trouble, she's trouble
She's trouble, alright, yeah, yeah, right there

Can't shake her, can't shake her
Can't shake her, can't shake her
Everywhere I go, every where I go, go

Can't shake her, can't shake her
Can't shake her, can't shake her
Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, go

Say 'hi there' to my bad, bad, bad, bad body double
She's trouble

I can't shake her, oh I hate her, I hate her
I'mma hate her, I'mma hate her
I'mma hate her, she's everywhere I go

I'm going to get rid of you once and for all