She says she loves these United States of America

and the flag for which it stands, of thee I sing

And she tells me she's a liar but I don't believe her

She'll tell me almost anything



Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now

got nothin' left on your plate 

but it's better than walkin' around

lookin' for another man to subjegate

better than wondering what it was she just ate



Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?

Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?

Was my vox too strong?



Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain

try not to step in the Darvocet and the Novocaine

and you're stuck in the corner listening to some guy talk about his screenplay

and the crazy things he did one night in Spain



Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?

Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?

Was my vox too strong?



My dance pattern is everything that matters to me

The blood splatters, you should see the suckas scatter

Man it really is a sight to see



Well we've seen the years go by

but it seems we've reached the end of the line

And there ain't no happy ending

when you're constantly pretending

that the good lord ripped you out of my side



and this time there are no feelings

and it feels like there's no time

and it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some talking

some time, every time, every time I dance with you



Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?

Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?

Was my vox too strong?



Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?

Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?

Was my vox too strong?