We grew up in the suburbs

Got guitars for Christmas

And started a punk rock band

Then we travelled the nation

Became a sensation

In our ’82 dodge van



Now we’re getting older and much more sober

And we’ve got some big ass payments to make

The wife wants a handbag

The kids need some college

And we just need one hit single to break

Get ready here it comes



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It’s our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It’s gonna be a great big hit!



And now the label is so stoked

They don’t get the damn joke

The downloads are off the charts

Like those bands on the TV

In the frilly tuxedos

The ones that break the young girls’ hearts

And now we can too



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It’s our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

I can’t wait to hear the remix!



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It’s our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It’s gonna be a great big hit!



Who the hell are we foolin’?

This isn’t what we really do

We had to borrow this keyboard

We only listen to Motley Crue

But it’s gonna be really funny

Cos this song will be number one



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It’s our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

I can’t wait to hear the remix!



This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It’s our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It’s gonna be a great big hit!



It’s our new sound!

We’re gonna...take it to the next level

You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs



Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out

The drums...

No it doesn’t sound good anymore

It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal

It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not



ALRIGHT! We’re back!

We are dancing this is awesome!

We are dancing

Dancing, dancing, dancing

And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing

WOO!