Punctuality's a waste of time
Now nostalgia is past it's prime
History's a thing of the past
Being first will never last

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I mean to say I say what I mean
Beep beep I've got very strong views
Plug in any loop tape you choose

My one single fault is modesty
I'm changing my views consistently
Amnesia's a thing I try to forget
Who can't kick gambling? Want to bet?

Beep beep I'm an answering machine
I mean to say I say what I mean
Beep beep I've got very strong views
Plug in any loop tape you choose

The case for racism is black and white
If you want world peace you've got to fight
Must do what you're told to be free
Think what you like - if you agree with me

Beep beep I'm an answering machine
I mean to say I say what I mean
Beep beep I've got very strong views
Plug in any loop tape you choose

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Scream whenever you hear this tone