i am not who i want to be
i probably will not ever be
i drove my car onto 14th
i drove it right on down the street
i had not had any sleep
so i ate Minithins to stay awake

you crashed your car right into me
there was two days I didn't sleep

uh oh uh oh down low down low etc.

i am not who i want to be
i probably will not ever be
I took a trip down to California

karma's payment plan...
k-k-karma's payment plan (x2)

my car broke down out in the steet
the radiator sprung a leak
i met this guy he said that he could help me
i'm on the karma's payment plan.. (x2)

we went to his house and did some speed
he said karma would pay for this deed
he got it fixed and he started to scare me
i ditched him eventually
and came back for the van the next morning

i went to LA the next day
i got jacked in a really bad way
i cannot tell you but..
it's a long story