He´s a virgin from behind

He´s not as curious as me

He never even stuck a finger up his butt

Just to see how it would feel

But now he´s trying

To broaden his horizons

Once you get to know the feeling

You get so hot you could spray the ceiling

He´s into classical music and classical tastes

He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist

If ancient composers get him off

Then just call me rachbottomoff

Rockrockrockrachbottomoff

I wanna rockrockrock his bottom off

Rockrockrockrockrockrockrockrock

Rachbottomoff

He was having second thoughts

He was scared that it would hurt

So he practiced with a dildo

To see how that would work

At first he was unsure

And then the breakthrough occurred

He felt freed and empowered

Now he´s ready to be deflowered