[Shary Bobbins]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!

[Shary Bobbins]   The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
[Chief Wiggum]   Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
[Shary Bobbins]   And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
[Apu]   For meat
[Shary Bobbins]   And milk
[Apu]   And milk!
[Shary Bobbins & Apu]
From nineteen-eighty-four!
[Shary Bobbins]   If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons]   It's the American way!