This is leo! and I'm the cousin of the bitch that don't know what the fuck she

Talkin bout! I am the real psychic man! next caller:



Caller: hello miss leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and I wanna know uh when he

Is a-comin out



Leo: okI knowhe will be-he-wi-your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie

Tyra readin and I am psychic and I am leo and I know when your boyfriend will

Be home. hold on I will tell you. the charge is 50 dollar a minute are u cool

With that? you cool wit - ok then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold

On hold on okay - hold 15 minute hold on next caller:



Caller: yes ummI wanna know if uhmy mom is have affair with my boyfriend



Leo: oh! now see girlthis is a very difficult one for me to readbecuasei

SeeI see darkness in your futureI seenownow is your mother a whore? 



Caller: yeas.



Leo: now see dis is what they talkdis is what the cards say. dis is what me

Thought dis is what me taught. now uhdoes your mommauhhhold on let me

Get this one togetherhold on. it's a 50 dollar charge feea minute. are you

Cool wit dat? you cool wit dat? 



Caller: okay



Leo: okayden you hold on too. ten minute hold on for you. callerwho on the

Line? 



Caller: ajuya



Leo: ajuyawhat the hell u want? 



Caller: umm I was just at the clinic and I'm curious to know--



Leo: hold on! you want to know who the baby's daddy isam I right? 



Caller: (gasp) oh my god



Leo: see! that what we knowthe cards never lieit's all in the tyra readin!

NownowI seeI see in the cardsI see aa tall onea tall onehe has

He has shot feet



Caller: yes



Leo: okand now I see a fat one. now the fat one he's poorhe's rather poorhe

Broke? is the fat one broke? 



Caller: michael! yes...



Leo: his name uhnow see girlmy cards say that his name is fredhis name

Not michael it's fred.



Caller: (gasp!!)how do you know that!? 



Leo: see he been lying to yo girl. yes the fat one been lying to you. so u know

What this leads me to believe? it was the other one you were fucking withthe

Other one. it was neither one of them it was the other one girl. nowif you'd

Like to know anything elseyour gonna have to hold on!