I've never been kissed before 
It's been on my list before 
A flick of the wrist before would do 
But when you get down to it 
It's got a good sound to it 
Don't meddle around with it 
'Cos it's far too wet to woo 
When Mummy and Daddy play 
They tell me to go away 
But by hanging around 
I can learn all the rules 
Now I got the technique 
I'm away 
Develop a taste for it 
A time and a place for it 
Although on the face of it, it's a crime 
I've nibbled the cheese of it 
The birds and the bees of it 
Are weak at the knees 
>From making honey 
Every time 
I'm throwing my toys away 
I'm leaving the boys to play 
With the boys 
Gimme girls 
And it's time I was breaking away 
Just gimme some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need some leg room 
Just a little bitta leg room 
I see myself Oh Lord 
I see a mess 
I'm making a meal of it 
I'm breaking the seal of it 
I'm getting the feel of what to do 
It's got a good ring to it 
I'm getting a thing for it 
And if there's a sting in it 
I'll have met my Waterloo 
My Mummy and Daddy said 
You're liable to wind up dead 
Oo, they've been shooting me a line 
Maybe it doesn't exist at all 
Oo, I've been towing the line 
Now I'm hook line and sinkered 
I've never been kissed before 
It's been on my list before 
A flick of the wrist before would do 
But when you get down to it 
It's got a good sound to it 
Don't meddle around with it 
'Cos it's far too wet to woo 
I've thrown all my toys away 
I'm leaving the boys to play 
With the girls that you get 
For a dollar a day 
When you pull on their strings they say 
Just gimme some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need a ball room 
Up against the wall room 
I need the rest Oh Lord 
I need the rest 
Just gimme some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
Take me to your bed-room 
Show a little bitta leg room 
I need the rest Oh Lord 
I need the rest 
Just gimme some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need the rest Oh Lord 
I need the rest 
Just gimme some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need some head room 
Just a little bitta head room 
I need the rest Oh Lord 
I need the rest