Guttermouth

Guttermouth - Mr. BBQ lyrics

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Hey now, welcome to my house

I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya'

Gotta side of pork

Gotta' side of creamy salad

Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid

Oh my god!

My arm's on fire!

Somebody pass the dressing!

Everybody remain calm

I'm a professional

Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise



Says Mr. BBQ



Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great

Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?

O.K. I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest

Ready?  Go!!!

Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown

She's in the lead

No, wait, it's Mr. Brown

Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!!



Weenies man

Chicken fried pork steaks

Skinless boneless chicken breasts

Mr. BBQ.



Mrs. Brown is fine

Now it's time to dine

Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great

You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops

You could get some disease

Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning

Or drown in a kiddie pool

So don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a BBQ



Weenies man

Chicken...
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