Straight from Brooklyn  from out the projects
 it's DJ Scratch  so girls fix your Kotex.
 The Ruler; not Slick Rick  but the ruler on the mix
 with ten or more tricks.
 Take flicks  prick  but please don't miss this:
 watch my DJ cut with his dick.
 Yeah  slick ain't it? See your moms fainted
 Technique 1200  and watch scratch train it.
 I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough,
 while you hear my jam with the funky piano.
 ("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]
 ("Here with the movement of his hands")
 ("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]
 ("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}
 [scratch]
 PMD:
 A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.
 No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
 And feeds up and down is extra weak,
 he strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.
 Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade.
 Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.
 Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'.
 No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'.
 From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.
 EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label.
 Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,
 or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.
 ("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]
 ("Here with the movement of his hands")
 ("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]
 ("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}
 [scratching]
 ("Good God