I've lived in apartments
I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailors
When I used to roam
But now in these places
You won't catch me dead,
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I do what I want to
No worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me
I'll climb level stairs
Way up to a level
Where astronauts bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

In here time means nothing
I coulden't care less
I don't run for buses
And trains are a mess
There's no one to care for
I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I like how I'm living
I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water
So don't make a wave
There's no door to lock
And no door to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

So why should I move
When the neighborhood's right
No taxes to pay
And no landlord to fight
Now I call this living
Once more as I said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

Now you keep your old turf
Your hills and what's new
You sure coulden't have them
And live like I do
You think I have problems
But you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

I live with two people
I like most of them
He likes most of me
And I like most of him
Their my alter egos
And to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

There's no simple status
In my neighbohood
It's that kind of thinking
That keeps it so good
I don't take the lead
But I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split level head

(Double voices repeat the verses until end)