I just want to be, like Paul
Be like Paul and like Jemma.
They have so much love, for each other,
I’m so jelous.

Cause I want to be, like Paul
Who is dateing Jemma.
They are so alike, yet they’re so diffrent,
They’re glued as one.

And,

Pauley is the rich and famous,
OK he’s not that famous,
But he is bloody rich.
Money is not a problem,
He has lots of money,
Which he spends on Jemma.

Jemma is with the rich and famous
OK she wants the money,
But she is not a slut.
Money is not a problem,
She wants lots of money,
Which she can get from Paul.

And,

If only I could be, like Paul
Be like Paul or like Jemma.
I wouldn’t mind, which one I had,
To be more like.

Cause I want to be, just like,
Like the lovebirds they are.