Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP)

New Lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Jeff Carter, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)/Jeff Carter music (ASCAP)



Paul does this kind of thing every day



Yeah 

Like what skip a rehearsal 

You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night

What are we gonna do about a drummer

(to a kid)

Hey you come here

You ever played drums before



No



Want to 



Yeah



Get in there and beat 'em then

OK hot dog

Start too soon you little showboat

Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones

Let's go



Uh…not bad for a four year old



Been dang near two years

Since I had a beer

By gosh that's changing tonight

Gonna start me a tab

Call me a cab

(* whistle *) TAXI

Might even get in a fight

I ain't going hog-wylin' forever

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember



Miller Lights a shot of Crown

Man that stuff burns goin' down

One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back

That Old Cuervo's way too strong

But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender

Gonna have myself a night I can't remember



(Give me a cool tab and a gun)



Drunk ain't my style

And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again

(Oh my head)

Tylenol and Tums

Oh no here it comes

I'm prayin to the porcelain

This hangover can't last forever

Done had myself a night I can't remember



OH

Shot out the lights

Kicked down the door

Woke up face down on the floor

I'd better call someone and ask

How'd I wind up in this cast

I got stamps on both my hands

I wonder who threw that beer can

Right through my winder

Done had myself a night I can't remember



OHHHHH

My dang liver's nearly gone

In AA's where I belong

Hey thanks bartender

Done had myself a night 

I can't remember



Twelve steps my foot 

I can't even take two

And by the way kid you're hired

Just no drinkin' 

I mean it