Bill Whyte/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)



Every time a country awards show comes on my TV

I'm forced to put up with some choreography

I really like She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine

But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind



So Shania put some clothes on

Stop prancin' all around

And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer Brown

Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red

But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head



Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugaloo

And I can't see Merle Haggard moonwalking in his boots

Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing

But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing



So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on 

Quit trying to get down

You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown

(Hey...I want to get in too)

Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl's dead

But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head



Last night I had a bad dream that country was going pop

I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot

So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that

You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat

(Hee Hee)

Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said

So if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head

If George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head